F#¢k Itches, Get Money

Ready for your next million dollar idea? Here’s the pitch:

The season of spring is finally here, but do I rejoice or fret? There are these little buzzers I fear, when it’s all warm and wet! That’s right folks… mosquitoes!

Is there anything worse in the world? War? Famine? No. We’re all at war with these suckers and are starving for justice with every little bite on our ankles. To solve our age old plight, allow me to introduce you to F#¢k Itches, Get Money - a community app where users alert their fellow neighbors about mosquito hot spots so you can know to stay vigilant on your next visit to the park, whether or not you can accept patio seating at Anajak, or if you’re friend’s bday picnic at the Silverlake meadow is worth the week of discomfort.

As a user, you get points, or blood drops, which are our currency for life-saving services and products like local pest control, mosquito repellents, and various anti-itch products. So join the fight against this militia of needle-nosed pricks, and help your fellow neighbor.

Also, stay tuned for our upcoming sister app, B!tch, Fleas! Where we make sure you know which dog parks are a hotbed for those multiplying little monsters. The real MLM you should be concerned about.